valentines day is for gays

*giggles maniacally into the sunrise, obsessive soul glistening in the wind*

😄

I almost got stranded today with a dead phone and little running on empty , but reached home safely if anyone cares

I wish someone gave me food. All I got were yells on why I didn't come home early eniugh

@Blaundee ❤️

Now I coudnt care less to do shit yeet

Omg I'm glad u made it home sleepy

I wish someone cared here

do you want a delicious chunk of chicken thigh seasoned yummily

Would that help

I just am literally crying of exhaustion

Awwww

That's help yummm

I will sprinkle it with heart shaped confetti for Valentine's day 4 u

U have to eat the confetti too

Tho

Wait confetti is plastic

Lmaoo

I am not a cow

*yes but it's so pretty*

I don't eat plastic

*it iss*

I eat the paper in the fortune cookies

Lmaoo

So the fortune becomes part of me

And comes true

Though low key I do eat paper sometimes too

Oof yea

Same

Lolll

The fortune becomes one with the universe

I gotta drive if I see vc start to populate I'll jump in

Which then affects ya

people eat all kinds of things

Alrighty eee

You should see the people who eat Tarantulas.

Da funk?

Who does that hmmmm

ugh

nightmare fuel