And "iM GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS IN EXCESS"

I didn't have my first drink til 19

Id tasted stuff but like

Not like /had a drink

the one that I went too was really scummy

My first drink was when I was 14 when my uncle made me a rye and coke

My parents didn't keep alchohol in the house ever when i was growing up

it made me feel weird and I didn't like it so I went to bed

Not even jow

Now*

My dad was a recovering alcoholic

Buuuut he hadn't drank for so long that being around alcohol wasn't a problem for him

So he would buy liquour for his cabinet for guests

of course he never noticed that I stole it all the time cause he didn't drink

Nice

Though it was a double edged sword

Oof

Cause he didn't drink so he bought a lot of weird alcochol

Oh?

a lot of like liquours and rando shit that like. you wouldn'

t normally buy to just have drink

Like oddly flavored liquors?

Like fukin melon berry or chocolate or soemthing

Yeah. like Bols Blu or banana liquoer

Banana huh

He got sambuca once *barf*

I don't like soda much but chocilate liquor is great with a coke as a mixer

banana is okay mixed with coconut rum, pineapple juice, soda water and a splash of seven

Tasty shiet

Hm

But I wasn't bartending then

So I didn't know what I know now

Coconut rum was the first thing i got drunk off of

With pineapple juice

Now that's how you do

dangerous though

Then also this stuff called tippy cow
Rum chocolate milk

We made milkshakes

OOooh. sounds like Kaluha

Maybe

Not quite