I just wanted some friends I am so lonely

in this town

with my horse

you don't know they only let us watch one channel here

they control everything

riding on the dessert to the dollar store

I get electricity once a day for 1 hour and 22 minutes

but it's new

we have one phone in the General store

I wish you would stop saying that about my beautiful horse

I don't know

I have a shotgun

like Biden told us to have

it has a trigger

what is that.. an Ardvark?

Ardvarks don't live to 14

most get hit

or end up in soup

i have had ardvark soup

we do what we have to survive out here

my horse won't eat the soup

ok

well

no

my grandmother was a story teller

used to tell stories around the campfire at night

so

I just thought

Fark again

my grandmother was a good woman...

she was the witch doctor here for 75 years

she taught me a lot

but

they outlawed that here

now our town is policed by a gang

of 7

they ride black horses

we have to be very careful

we want to take back the town

protection money.....chocolate sryup---coolwhip----oreos

i am embarassed