mfw people voted for him because he's apparently attractive

lul

He’s Canada

Have you seen Canada

yes

every day

Oh a leaf is here

Pity

He's a big strong leaf

Oh

How does that work

By cucking you

Gamer style

u have a problem with canada

bucko

Yes but

I do actually

Yes

i'll force feed u maple syrup

It's an inferior weak country

war of 1812 baby

look it up

Hmm

That was Britain

NAH

And it was a stalemate

it was us

and we won

Canada hmm

i personally fought in it

You were handed your independence

Hmm Canada

we graciously stood loyal

Canada is pretty irrelevant ngl

I thought Canada was a state

unlike the merchant republic of america

materialists

gross

pls mistress cictoria give us independence pls anglo milkers mmm yummy

Then I learned the leaf was it’s own country

I thought I had some Justin stuff saved...