but still.

My friend's name is different from most spelling because his great granddad was drunk when he wrote his birth certificate when he immigrated from Ireland

In the future descendents of child drag queens will have names like Glittersparkle and L'Whore.

L'hore seems like it would already exist

It does.

I like my surname but everyone spells it wrong

they always put an E in it

How do you put an E in Bismarck

My *Real* name

It's very popular in Birmingham, apparently

I mean the American one

Is your real name not Otto von Bismarck?

No

I would've said North Dakota if that were the case

lol

Are you trolling me right now

?

You're not the real Otto von Bismarck?

@εïз irma εïз wait do you actually not know who otto von bismark is

holy shit

No

Then why are you posing as him

That's identity theft

That's actually against the Discord ToS btw

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He's been dead for 120 years

Gonna report you if you don't change it

I don't think people will care

Please don't

This is my 2nd account

Ok cool reporting you now

My other one was disabled

You're disabled

And by that I mean retarded

I gave my opinion on Jews

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And someone reported me

Was that really all you did

Yep

They said I was encouraging harassment