Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 488105531949711392


2018-09-08 06:51:48 UTC  

I think it's a Slaanesh daemon

2018-09-08 07:51:55 UTC  

how do you have sex with that?

2018-09-08 07:57:22 UTC  

yes

2018-09-08 08:03:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/487895641846972417/deviant_located.JPG

2018-09-08 16:57:00 UTC  

so who is burt reynolds

2018-09-08 17:14:24 UTC  

an actor

2018-09-08 17:36:52 UTC  

A great man

2018-09-08 18:41:26 UTC  

Fml

2018-09-08 18:41:43 UTC  

I have to hold off on drinking because I actually have to be somewhere today

2018-09-08 18:51:25 UTC  

Noice

2018-09-08 19:51:29 UTC  

Looks more like a Nurgle Daemon

2018-09-08 19:53:38 UTC  

No darts and I'm furious

2018-09-08 20:40:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488086184627535872/FB_IMG_1536439151103.jpg

2018-09-08 21:32:26 UTC  

Is this loss

2018-09-08 21:34:56 UTC  

Nah

2018-09-08 21:48:46 UTC  

@Runes
I II
II I_

2018-09-08 21:56:28 UTC  

Just cam by by to say. pls rember. Happi day.

2018-09-08 21:56:42 UTC  

Nice

2018-09-08 21:56:48 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole hey buddy.

2018-09-08 21:56:52 UTC  

happi day!

2018-09-08 21:57:07 UTC  

Neck yourself

2018-09-08 21:57:15 UTC  

no u

2018-09-08 21:57:20 UTC  

rekt

2018-09-08 22:13:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488109727474253859/0908181710.jpg

2018-09-08 22:13:59 UTC  

Corn

2018-09-08 22:19:07 UTC  

Lil corns

2018-09-08 22:22:17 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole hey buddy.

2018-09-08 22:22:19 UTC  

happi day!

2018-09-08 22:22:54 UTC  

@Carol I’ll break your knees

2018-09-08 22:22:59 UTC  

And leak your nudes

2018-09-08 22:23:10 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole happy day

2018-09-08 22:23:14 UTC  

In that order

2018-09-08 22:23:30 UTC  

@CornfieldAnon no soup for you

2018-09-08 22:24:02 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole too bad. I have soup

2018-09-08 22:27:12 UTC  

Fugg, I just spotted some family
Guess I'll an hero

2018-09-08 22:39:11 UTC  

Reeee

2018-09-08 22:39:30 UTC  

At wedding reception, beer isn't free

2018-09-08 22:43:50 UTC  

*I didn't want to be sober*

2018-09-08 23:23:58 UTC  

None of these people praise the kube

2018-09-08 23:24:05 UTC  

I want to go home

2018-09-08 23:24:20 UTC  

The beer tastes funny