Message from @Maj. Asshole
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GF just watched Boondock Saints
Suddenly she's fine with me being an edgy cunt just because younger Norman Reedus did it
Hahaha
WHERE YALL HOES AT
Wanting to die. Wbu
sticking my dick in a gun
Weak
Imma take a shit and hop in vc here in a sec
A butterfly. A delicate reminder of nature's subtle beauties. It lands on my finger. I feel nothing; it's as light as the brightest spring day, yet so much more innocent. Here I am, a grizzled man, made to kill. My steel helmet, ugly and green, adores my head. My gun, cold and yet packing heat, hangs from my gloved hands. I am an ugly being, and here is a butterfly, so small yet so radiant in its splendour. It beckons. This was a sign. All I need to do was ask.
"Butterfly, what is your wisdom?"
With a voice that rustled like the autumn wind it replies:
"FUCK CHECHNYA."
And so Russia went to war.
join vc cunts
im making guns
im trying to induce a fatal heart attack with energy drinks
*again*
@CornfieldAnon good luck my dude
@d'Arta Don't encourage him you fa🅱 🅱 ot
@Saint_Kristoph what if he's the Highlander?
h'what
I mean he's tried more than once, and he's still here. Maybe he's just not allowed to die for some reason I.e. he's the Highlander
I played Russian roullette with five loaded chambers once :v
OwO
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
God doesn’t love you enough to let it end
Y'all need to have a Highlander fight
o-oy vey
a-at least i don't cloud rap
Oof if I didn't lift that would be on point
>tfw you're almost to that
oof
I’m that
aw shit, is that what I am?
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i hate my state
That's a funny way to spell Florida man