Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 492128879088238623


2018-09-19 18:03:16 UTC  

Yeah, its not too bad in qld tbh. Easiest places are south australia and western australia, because lots of rural area

2018-09-19 18:13:41 UTC  

give me good music on spotify to listen to

2018-09-19 18:13:50 UTC  

i've been listening to black sabbath for about 5 hours now

2018-09-19 18:42:27 UTC  

I got my nug for 200$ in beaverbux

2018-09-19 18:42:30 UTC  

Nothing special

2018-09-19 18:42:42 UTC  

I want a Finn so bad but they’re like 1000$+ here

2018-09-19 18:43:01 UTC  

Almost 800 USD

2018-09-19 21:14:21 UTC  

Oof

2018-09-19 21:14:25 UTC  

Right you are leaf

2018-09-19 21:14:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/492081160705540106/blast_off2.mp4

2018-09-19 22:04:17 UTC  

^me looking for yellow snow to eat

2018-09-19 22:37:57 UTC  

Y'all be lyin' if

2018-09-19 23:07:24 UTC  

Panda Express throwing major fucking shade, boutta catch these hands

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/492109487109308437/FB_IMG_1537398382809.jpg

2018-09-19 23:12:12 UTC  

damn

2018-09-19 23:44:41 UTC  

Nigga you died

2018-09-19 23:44:53 UTC  

It’s game over

2018-09-20 00:23:49 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole yo wheres my art role

2018-09-20 00:24:12 UTC  
2018-09-20 00:24:19 UTC  

i can draw

2018-09-20 00:24:21 UTC  

let me show u

2018-09-20 00:24:28 UTC  

Go away smelly

2018-09-20 00:25:01 UTC  

I want role pls

2018-09-20 00:49:44 UTC  

I’m a mod

2018-09-20 00:49:51 UTC  

_shadow government_

2018-09-20 01:12:17 UTC  

@Inazuma dont do it little buddy

2018-09-20 02:47:38 UTC  

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2018-09-20 02:54:23 UTC  

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2018-09-20 02:58:43 UTC  

Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.

To wit.

The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.

Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.

Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.

This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.

2018-09-20 03:07:03 UTC  

>no more bigass hotdogs at Costco

2018-09-20 03:07:08 UTC  

Fuck you’re kidding me right?

2018-09-20 03:07:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/492169886982864897/image0.png

2018-09-20 03:10:07 UTC  

Stop sharing my shit

2018-09-20 04:55:48 UTC  

I'm going to fucking kill my ISP

2018-09-20 04:56:05 UTC  

Fuck yeah

2018-09-20 04:56:17 UTC  

"That's a nice VC you're in, be a shame if I dropped to .000001 kbps for literally no reason"

2018-09-20 04:56:26 UTC  

AND THE GODDAMN POWER

2018-09-20 04:56:28 UTC  

IS OUT