Message from @Maj. Asshole
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@Noodles OwO
Noodles isnt even straight
UwU
you have clearly never seen my face
not even my mother loves me
DONT WORRY WE CAN FIX THAT
umu
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lindsey graham grew some testicles real quick today
boy howdy that was some fire at the commies
What
Lindsey Graham tried to shame the democrats
Didnt work because they have no shame, tho
Ahhh
🆗
God damn his sister is fucking hot
Makes me want to smoosh my face between them big fuckin titties.
I would convert to being an Israeli shill for her milkies
Time to commit
*cheese consumption*
Oof
[email protected] Chris Chan's new business email
DO IT
>that feel when decide to try Wendy's again for the first time in years
>that feel when it's just as shit as you remember
>that feel when you get home and it all comes up again
It's like I'm a kid all over again
Except back then I knew that the vomiting would go away soon because it was just another stomach bug
Now it's a chronic illness that I can't control or cure
That must be shitty
It's the little things
If that was the worst shit I had to worry about right now, life would be fine
Oof