Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 496754025551888395


2018-10-02 18:39:33 UTC  

i have tiny af hands but long fingers

2018-10-02 18:40:07 UTC  

Helps her reach really deep into pringles tubes

2018-10-02 18:40:24 UTC  

I have doritos you prick

2018-10-02 18:40:30 UTC  

I’ll get you some lobsters too

2018-10-02 18:40:34 UTC  

how about no

2018-10-02 18:40:41 UTC  

Actually I’ll send you a real one

2018-10-02 18:40:45 UTC  

let me get a PO box first

2018-10-02 18:41:08 UTC  

I’ll get my free dive gear out of the closet

2018-10-02 18:41:44 UTC  

IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEND FROOT STUFF JUST PAYPAL ME THE DOSH AND I'LL BUY IT FOR HER ON AMAZON

2018-10-02 18:42:04 UTC  

THE LOOK ON HER FACE WILL BE EPIC xd

2018-10-02 18:42:04 UTC  

dont

2018-10-02 18:42:13 UTC  

can you dont

2018-10-02 18:42:20 UTC  

I’m gonna research how to send a live lobster to someone

2018-10-02 18:42:24 UTC  

You want a uhhhhhhhhhh

2018-10-02 18:42:30 UTC  

*Fortnite burger*

2018-10-02 18:42:48 UTC  

Ive never eaten lobster

2018-10-02 18:42:54 UTC  

QWAT

2018-10-02 18:42:55 UTC  

WAT

2018-10-02 18:42:57 UTC  

HOW

2018-10-02 18:43:07 UTC  

my family dont go out to eat

2018-10-02 18:43:08 UTC  

GET THIS LOLI A SPINY LOBSTER

2018-10-02 18:43:14 UTC  

ASAP

2018-10-02 18:43:24 UTC  

Lobster is pretty good.

2018-10-02 18:43:25 UTC  

Im not a loli you futa chode sucking wank stain

2018-10-02 18:43:37 UTC  

SHUT FUCK LOLI

2018-10-02 18:43:44 UTC  

I WILL FLY YOU OVER HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO FLORIDA TO GET SOME PROPER SEAFOOD

2018-10-02 18:43:46 UTC  

ITS LOBSTER TIME

2018-10-02 18:43:49 UTC  

KEY GODDAMN WEST

2018-10-02 18:43:50 UTC  

lolis and lobsters 🤔

2018-10-02 18:43:50 UTC  

Nigga no

2018-10-02 18:43:52 UTC  

Go away

2018-10-02 18:43:57 UTC  

I havent had crab either

2018-10-02 18:44:02 UTC  

Stop

2018-10-02 18:44:03 UTC  

Ok what the fuck

2018-10-02 18:44:06 UTC  

apparently thats good too

2018-10-02 18:44:08 UTC  

Crab is good too.

2018-10-02 18:44:09 UTC  

I can’t believe I’m hearing this

2018-10-02 18:44:09 UTC  

Yes

2018-10-02 18:44:13 UTC  

I'll give u crabs

2018-10-02 18:44:15 UTC  

WE GONNA GET A CIGAR, A PINA COLADA AND SOME FUCKING **OHMYGOD HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CRAB**

2018-10-02 18:44:21 UTC  

although I had a scallop for the first time a week ago