Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 506252777408692224


2018-10-28 20:42:39 UTC  

>century

2018-10-28 20:42:47 UTC  

nigga we all know the truth

2018-10-28 20:52:57 UTC  

I mean, if it is shit. Then it's gonna fuck Century pretty hard.

2018-10-28 21:19:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/506215341383352350/FB_IMG_1540761595420.jpg

2018-10-28 21:31:02 UTC  

Praise the soup

2018-10-28 21:31:31 UTC  

S O Ö P E

2018-10-28 21:37:46 UTC  

S Ø Ø PE

2018-10-28 22:19:13 UTC  

S Ó Ò P Ê

2018-10-28 22:23:48 UTC  

S Ü P E

2018-10-28 23:21:06 UTC  

S̵͐̆O̸̎̎Ú̶́P̷̏̈

2018-10-28 23:22:56 UTC  

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2018-10-28 23:23:06 UTC  

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2018-10-28 23:23:26 UTC  

S̴̈́͑ ̴̕͝Ó̷͋͝ ̷̏̏Ò̸̓̏ ̸͑͜P̸̐̌ ̷̃̀Ế̶̊

2018-10-28 23:23:49 UTC  

Sæpe

2018-10-28 23:28:05 UTC  

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2018-10-28 23:28:23 UTC  

**S̴̈́͠Ô̵͋O̸̎̑P̷̌̀**

2018-10-28 23:32:26 UTC  

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2018-10-28 23:43:46 UTC  

Some faggot just followed me on ig

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/506251764824014859/Screenshot_20181028-194435_Instagram.jpg

2018-10-28 23:44:29 UTC  

Obviously desperate for followers

2018-10-28 23:47:45 UTC  

>using ig

2018-10-28 23:47:47 UTC  

fag

2018-10-28 23:48:34 UTC  

No u

2018-10-28 23:49:15 UTC  

But I keep it around for image editing and work

2018-10-28 23:50:55 UTC  

Found a homeless beaner chillin' in my garage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/506253563685765171/20181028_175719.jpg

2018-10-28 23:51:14 UTC  

Fucker was about 10" long from nose to tail

2018-10-28 23:51:25 UTC  

Alligator Lizards are not Jews you dipshit

2018-10-28 23:51:30 UTC  

thats a cool boi

2018-10-28 23:51:35 UTC  

Texas Spiny Lizard

2018-10-28 23:51:36 UTC  

delet this right fucking now

2018-10-28 23:51:49 UTC  

Dumped him in the rosemary bush and left him

2018-10-28 23:51:54 UTC  

Wait is that a Fence Lizard?

2018-10-28 23:52:38 UTC  

"Though not normally found for sale outside of its native range, like most other Sceloporus species, the Texas spiny lizard makes an ideal choice for a small pet lizard. They are hardy, adapt easily to captivity, and readily consume commercially available crickets, though they do require specialized ultraviolet lighting."

2018-10-28 23:52:43 UTC  

keep him you fag

2018-10-28 23:53:08 UTC  

I was busy taking one of the wheels off my car and looked up to see this fucker staring at me on tip of the tire

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/506254121687449620/20181028_184737.jpg

2018-10-28 23:53:30 UTC  

Yeeted him into the same rosemary bush

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/506254213198774275/20181028_184845.jpg

2018-10-28 23:53:50 UTC  

Ideal pets, heh

2018-10-28 23:54:04 UTC  

Third one I've caught in a 10-foot radius in the last week

2018-10-28 23:54:34 UTC  

No need to keep one as a pet when I'm finding them all over the place

2018-10-28 23:55:04 UTC  

I mean hey as long as you wern't a nigger and killed it its fine

2018-10-28 23:55:20 UTC  

I'm not that guy