Wait is that a Fence Lizard?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_spiny_lizard

"Though not normally found for sale outside of its native range, like most other Sceloporus species, the Texas spiny lizard makes an ideal choice for a small pet lizard. They are hardy, adapt easily to captivity, and readily consume commercially available crickets, though they do require specialized ultraviolet lighting."

keep him you fag

I was busy taking one of the wheels off my car and looked up to see this fucker staring at me on tip of the tire

Yeeted him into the same rosemary bush

Ideal pets, heh

Third one I've caught in a 10-foot radius in the last week

No need to keep one as a pet when I'm finding them all over the place

I mean hey as long as you wern't a nigger and killed it its fine

I'm not that guy

I don't even kill spiders

Speaking of which, some fucker attached a web anchor line to my car a few weeks ago

That shit was THICC and ten feet long

Survived being walked into multiple times

I have anchor webs all over the inside of my car, because jumpers keep getting in. I dont even know where from

Nah, this wasn't a jumper

jesus

Orb weaver used it as an anchor for her web, the other two lines were attached to the fence ten feet away

Not ten feet, more like 15

wew lad

thats some dedication

Impressive to say the least.

Welcome to Texas, the Australia of America

Excuse you

We had something like that on our porch not too long ago, but that was only a few feet long.

Wait, that's Florida

Damn right you fake southerner

Making progress on the MR2

Nigger I've lived in Texas my whole life, never been out of the state

The only family I have that's anywhere else is in Germany

Is Australia known for it's abundance of Rednecks, Jews. New yorkers and Alligators?

I feel like Florida is worst than australia

ayyy sweet AW11

http://www.wbrc.com/2018/10/28/two-injured-one-dead-bham-shooting/?fbclid=IwAR2hsJdGiTO-zT1pIomH6lEzVZrSTIsNGyohRNjQrdUuizZcbOuC2k2TzqY

Usually in my state it's just niggers and druggies that get shot and are reported, because if it ain't it's usually a nigger getting shot tryna shoot.

Well that wont get reported anywhere

Nah, just on local news.