@Magos Squid "The Life Raft" Lemme pls

Just had to spend half an hour trying to get a bird oit of the house because one of the buggers (siblings) left the bathroom window wide open without closing the door

Thought someone broke in so i had a big sharp kitchen knife ready

Lamp just fell in the bedroom

Landed perfectly on its base and woke the missus

The fucking place is haunted

<:Spooked:483705378735915008>

LÄMP

First of

Its a ded ass meme

2nd

Shut up nig

Its LÆMP

Why is that mouse between the tiddy

🤔

@Sadmin Reeeeeeeee

🅱lz send food, im so hungry but theres people partying in the kitchen

Stab them with a butter knife, acquire food

@BSApricot You fancy some Amazon Lobster?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

AAAAAAAA

@Sadmin She requires some Lo🅱ster

this is torture

Ri🅱s

acquire food, froot

@BSApricot Lemme buy you a pizza

sike

I don't know how to order a pizza

@Inazuma Jokes on you she has a lobster arriving tomorrow

@BSApricot WHY YOU LEAVE

🤔

lemme talk, I made your patch when you needed one

Alex Jones tried to warn us!

I leave to enjoy some delicious pork chops, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, veggies, and baked sweet cinnamon apples

And this nigga LEAVES

This is so sad

@Sadmin lemme speeeeeeeeaaaaaaak