Message from @Bald Eagle Jerk

Discord ID: 509381054235148288


2018-11-06 14:48:53 UTC  

Even as a weekend assistant before I became a full timer, I made 17.85

2018-11-06 14:48:58 UTC  

I moved here for the missus and shiet

2018-11-06 14:49:07 UTC  

We waz migrants and shiet to Swedistan

2018-11-06 14:49:11 UTC  

durka durka kebab

2018-11-06 14:49:21 UTC  

I'm sure you fit right in.

2018-11-06 14:49:29 UTC  

I don't cause I'm white

2018-11-06 14:49:37 UTC  

My fellow (((immigrants))) do not recognize me

2018-11-06 14:50:27 UTC  

Do you at least shit in the street like them?

2018-11-06 14:50:40 UTC  

No but, I have learned how to shout in Swedish "I will take your job."

2018-11-06 14:50:51 UTC  

Only Swedish needed.

2018-11-06 14:50:52 UTC  

It gets people to stop and go "wtf," if I yell it out the window with a fake arabic accent

2018-11-06 14:51:07 UTC  

Because for a year now we've had a high rise condo going up next to ours and sometimes the construction gets loud

2018-11-06 14:55:23 UTC  

Are you folks there just temporarily?

2018-11-06 14:56:05 UTC  

No.

2018-11-06 14:56:48 UTC  

Gonna get dual citizenship or just become perma-swede

2018-11-06 14:57:16 UTC  

I mean, I'm not getting rid of my U.S citizenship, so dual.

2018-11-06 14:57:19 UTC  

There's no penalty for it contrary to urban myth.

2018-11-06 14:57:47 UTC  

I didn't even know there was a myth that there was.

2018-11-06 14:58:01 UTC  

Some Americans think if you get dual citizenship, the U.S literally revokes your citizenship the minute you earn your secondary. I hear it all the fucking time in discord and whatnot.

2018-11-06 14:58:02 UTC  

lol

2018-11-06 14:58:27 UTC  

Well, at least you know a way to identify retards.

2018-11-06 14:58:44 UTC  

That and the guns thing.

2018-11-06 16:26:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/509403093549580308/image0-107.jpg

2018-11-06 17:02:05 UTC  

tf so bored i accept scam friend request on steam to see how they are gona try to scam me

2018-11-06 17:07:05 UTC  

lol

2018-11-06 17:07:15 UTC  

Yeah, those can be entertaining sometime

2018-11-06 17:07:28 UTC  

Or the people who use your grandparents' name on Messenger

2018-11-06 17:07:35 UTC  

also love the

2018-11-06 17:07:42 UTC  

but have no profile, just created the account and are in Nigeria

2018-11-06 17:08:33 UTC  

i list 3 items ( refresh page cus that added them to listing right) then only get trade resuet for 2 good items

2018-11-06 17:08:48 UTC  

when my trade URL is unusable on that page cus its a old one

2018-11-06 17:08:54 UTC  

Just saw a fat boomer in a glawk shirt drinking monster holy shit

2018-11-06 17:09:17 UTC  

also the heavy use of the word BRO after every fucking sinlge sentence

2018-11-06 17:09:22 UTC  

>living memes

2018-11-06 17:09:41 UTC  

All sorts at the election

2018-11-06 17:09:58 UTC  

I mostly just saw regular people

2018-11-06 17:10:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/509414166071869451/unknown.png

2018-11-06 17:10:02 UTC  

BRO

2018-11-06 17:10:03 UTC  

But that's cause I went at 7

2018-11-06 17:10:27 UTC  

Nah I'm working the election 🅱 I'm stuck here

2018-11-06 17:10:41 UTC  

What state