Message from @Bald Eagle Jerk

Discord ID: 509535077664030720


2018-11-07 01:08:55 UTC  

Well within the margin of error

2018-11-07 01:09:06 UTC  

God damnit racist pricks you fucks need to vote

2018-11-07 01:09:11 UTC  

If I opened an America store, it'd be Mt.Dew, Dr.Pepper, chewing tobacco, swisher sweets, pork cracklings, and a smoked bbq house restaurant. Also ammo and fireworks

2018-11-07 01:09:15 UTC  

Bah! This is why you dont waste a vote on third party faggots unless they have good ad campaign.

2018-11-07 01:09:31 UTC  

AND ON THE FIFTEENTH DAY, THE LORD GAVE US HILLBILLIES

2018-11-07 01:09:41 UTC  

Oh and fucking Ortega taco sauce

2018-11-07 01:09:43 UTC  

I know it's beaner sauce

2018-11-07 01:09:45 UTC  

30k!!1

2018-11-07 01:09:47 UTC  

OH SHIT

2018-11-07 01:09:48 UTC  

But, I love that shit and it's not in Sweden

2018-11-07 01:09:49 UTC  

HYPE

2018-11-07 01:09:50 UTC  

ITS GETTING CLOSER

2018-11-07 01:09:52 UTC  

PLEASE GOD

2018-11-07 01:09:57 UTC  

BY THE /K/UBE

2018-11-07 01:10:04 UTC  

BY THE LORD

2018-11-07 01:10:06 UTC  

I did my part and I’m way too stressed about this

2018-11-07 01:10:06 UTC  

WHAT IN THE NAME OF OBLIVION IS THAT?

2018-11-07 01:10:07 UTC  

IT'S THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

2018-11-07 01:10:11 UTC  

Guarantee if DeSantis takes the lead, RECOUNT RECOUNT

2018-11-07 01:10:26 UTC  

If Desantis wins Im chugging all my liquor I have right now

2018-11-07 01:10:29 UTC  

25K

2018-11-07 01:10:38 UTC  

I'm grabbing my Jameson

2018-11-07 01:10:41 UTC  

And my gun

2018-11-07 01:10:56 UTC  

PRAISE BE TO THE /K/UBE FOR GRANTING OUR WISHES

2018-11-07 01:11:14 UTC  

PRAISE TO /K/UBE

2018-11-07 01:11:21 UTC  

Praise god

2018-11-07 01:11:22 UTC  

>desantis raised the age to 21
>praise the kube

2018-11-07 01:11:25 UTC  

@Innaswamp That's not even the /k/ube's prayer

2018-11-07 01:11:32 UTC  

Shut up nigger

2018-11-07 01:11:36 UTC  

Praise Mike Pence as well

2018-11-07 01:11:38 UTC  

He did this

2018-11-07 01:11:38 UTC  

I'm currently sick as a dog

2018-11-07 01:11:42 UTC  

He zapped the gay voters

2018-11-07 01:11:42 UTC  

You fucking newfag

2018-11-07 01:11:45 UTC  

24k

2018-11-07 01:11:54 UTC  

My body temp is all over the place and I'm fucked up

2018-11-07 01:11:56 UTC  

**PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY, THE FATHER, THE SON, AND HOLY GHOST**

2018-11-07 01:11:57 UTC  

HE GAVE THEM THE ELECTRIC ZAP TO STOP THE GAY BAP

2018-11-07 01:12:02 UTC  

I had to physically drag myself to the poll

2018-11-07 01:12:17 UTC  

I am very sad I didn't get to vote

2018-11-07 01:12:27 UTC  

DO NOT CITE THE SACRED TEXTS TO ME, CHILD. I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE WRITTEN.