Message from @Bald Eagle Jerk
Discord ID: 509535077664030720
Well within the margin of error
God damnit racist pricks you fucks need to vote
If I opened an America store, it'd be Mt.Dew, Dr.Pepper, chewing tobacco, swisher sweets, pork cracklings, and a smoked bbq house restaurant. Also ammo and fireworks
Bah! This is why you dont waste a vote on third party faggots unless they have good ad campaign.
AND ON THE FIFTEENTH DAY, THE LORD GAVE US HILLBILLIES
Oh and fucking Ortega taco sauce
I know it's beaner sauce
30k!!1
OH SHIT
But, I love that shit and it's not in Sweden
HYPE
ITS GETTING CLOSER
PLEASE GOD
BY THE /K/UBE
BY THE LORD
I did my part and I’m way too stressed about this
WHAT IN THE NAME OF OBLIVION IS THAT?
IT'S THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
Guarantee if DeSantis takes the lead, RECOUNT RECOUNT
If Desantis wins Im chugging all my liquor I have right now
I'm grabbing my Jameson
And my gun
PRAISE BE TO THE /K/UBE FOR GRANTING OUR WISHES
PRAISE TO /K/UBE
Praise god
>desantis raised the age to 21
>praise the kube
@Innaswamp That's not even the /k/ube's prayer
Shut up nigger
Praise Mike Pence as well
He did this
I'm currently sick as a dog
He zapped the gay voters
You fucking newfag
24k
My body temp is all over the place and I'm fucked up
**PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY, THE FATHER, THE SON, AND HOLY GHOST**
HE GAVE THEM THE ELECTRIC ZAP TO STOP THE GAY BAP
I had to physically drag myself to the poll
I am very sad I didn't get to vote
DO NOT CITE THE SACRED TEXTS TO ME, CHILD. I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE WRITTEN.