I want the same thing but less wrong about Mi24 cockpits.

For a small fee I replace woman

Hmmmm... but do you also sell Z-ray eyes?

I can get you a hind

I'm unironically looking for a Hind D

I want my help license and a Hind

Helo

I'll you a hind D and your woman the D

I proposed the idea to her and she flipped me off. She's a keeper.

Give her lady benis succ

@Sadmin uwu ban me daddy

She doesn't like oral because she thinks it's pretty gay when a dude goes down on her

Which honestly isn't wrong

Yeah but you are a faggot so what's the problem

But I like to eat lady benis

Also she says you're all faggots

Call her a faggot faggot

And especially Swamp for offering me a helo in return for a woman, because, and I quote, "you can't have sex with a helicopter unless you're a weirdo"

Ill show her faggot

Tell her "you clearly haven't been to /k/"

^

I told her you called her a faggot and she said it takes one to know one

No her

She's flipping you off and swishing it around while calling you a twat

I just want to fuck guns and slavic sex slaves with questionable immigration statuses

Ill smash to prove no gay

Faggot

Unironically she thinks you guys are pretty okay though

What's wrong with her

Which is how I know she's defective

Is she autistic?

Nigga she's dating me what do you think

Yes

But can she fuck herself with a gun?

So yes

I mean yeah she could but she probably wouldn't

Fucking finally

Swedish healthcare is the same speed as the U.S but at least it is cheap

Missus getting me the chicken nuggers now

@Sadmin get back in here fucker