@FUGUBARAKUN

Most furries are gay

Remember, if you ever feel alone or left out, realize there are such things as straight furries

god I love oman

Yeah what the fuck, why are like all furries massive homos?

Or trannies?

Because they’re insane

>chick came in for an oil top-off at work yesterday
>turned out her car was leaking from the oil plug
>while I'm changing the plug apparently she pulled my manager aside to tell him to have me hit her up on Facebook

Normally I'd be interested but three problems

Two were in the back seat

Big no

LMAO

Smash and dash my nigga

Ejaculate and evacuate

hit and quit

skeet and yeet

Procreate and evaporate

*Put it in her pooper*

I have nothing to add. The others have said everything which needs saying.

People are fighting me on these repro musket auctions

Fuck man

They're bidding this up over what they cost new

@Dataman she can't get a 3rd mistake if you fuck her mother

Or her asshole whichever one is more convenient

@Dataman hit then miss

@Dataman is she hot

Don’t

Shut up incel

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ALI A is cannon in the MCU

Finally

Yall I got a new shirt

I'm hype

u wat

oh no

God I'm built like a fucking log

sadman have beer tummy

@_Nipa Working on it. Just got back from the gym

pfff working out at the gym