So rather than self-destructive emotional spirals, you get something more constructive.

That's what schizos usually get, yeah?

I think they get brain magnet stuff.

Which is also highly effective

^

But also kinda fucky

They basically wave a magnetic wand over your head for 30 minutes and it does years worth of therapy work.

Could have sworn they used to just zap the fuckers.

They did but it was proven not to work

That barely worked. This stuff actually does.

Turns out when you can see the brain in action and actually understand why it works, your methods become more effective.

But sadman I'll come taze you

Like real shit I'll just hit you with a taser a few times

What's the therapy where they have you control a screen with your mind or whatever? It can be a video game or a painting for example

They hook the little suction niggas up near your temple

Oof, crickets

I think it's called Biofeedback now that I am thinking on it

Lmao @ calling an electrode "little suction nigger"

Yeah thanks, electrodes.

little suction niggers

need to pass that on to someone who uses those and tell them to use that in conversation at work

I'm in food coma

Cut me a break

No

yes

I need your help, I can’t find the Murdercube greentext about the Madsen.

I crave it.

I need it.

PATTERN RECOGNITION ISN'T A CRIME

@Maj. Asshole I put up Christmas lights on my house today. Feelsfestiveman

Is posting festive 2d considered festive?

Indeed!

Finally! A man of culture!

@d'Arta good

uwu

Nigga

Inb4 they poor and want money