Alpha Legion is simultaneously the greatest loyalist and heretic legion.

Ork Guardsmen are the best guardsmen

You’re forgetting that first legion is best legion and already fulfills the roles of heretic and loyalist.

@VanZack Der Sadboi

The new kult of speed models get my peepee stiff

Primaris Lt speedboiz when?

Probably next chapter approved

Oh, dude

The new GSC bikes get mine raging. Almost wanna start a chaos devoted GSC.

I’ve got so many dark angel bikes to do before I move on to others though...

Fucking PETA complained to GW asking the imperium to be more tolerant to Xenos animals in their books

Unsure if shitpost.

I missed that one

I haven't collected in literally a decade.

There was the one like 2 years ago they were complaining about the use of fur in their sculpting

I still keep up to date and read like everything.

Now is the time to come back.

That requires shekels.

Check out the new black fortress box set

I pre ordered that. I love the new models in it, especially the traitor guardsman.

Love you too Sadmin.

Nah fam. Can’t get bullied when you got the big dick energy

Tiny pp energy

Emperor protec

People wont bully you when they constantly think your the next school shooter.

Finish the Cicada gun then you can flex that big pp energy on us.

can confirm

HAIL SLAANESH
I'M JUST TRYNA GET MY FUCK ON

EMPEROR'S A FAT FUCKIN HOMO

And?

So what

Get dicked down by a Daemonette.

You be praying to the omnissiah trying to get your bug bugle working

And toasters.

Get the toaster

>Ywn bdsm a tyranid

Why live

The sweet sweet virgin toaster.