Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 520829116845391882


2018-12-08 05:06:21 UTC  

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2018-12-08 05:06:21 UTC  

>Not using contender
C A S U A L S

2018-12-08 05:07:09 UTC  

Wide hips and small tits is top aesthetic

2018-12-08 05:07:14 UTC  

Yeee

2018-12-08 05:07:16 UTC  

^

2018-12-08 05:07:21 UTC  

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2018-12-08 05:07:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520828721586765835/muslimnoises.jpg

2018-12-08 05:07:28 UTC  

Yes fatties are good, ty.

2018-12-08 05:07:31 UTC  

gonna stop you there chief

2018-12-08 05:07:42 UTC  

Especially if those hips and small tits are attached to a tomboy

2018-12-08 05:07:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520828809734389761/old-man-men-fight-anger-gambling-stock-video-65747094.jpg

2018-12-08 05:07:57 UTC  

Boys make the best girls

2018-12-08 05:08:05 UTC  

JEB

2018-12-08 05:08:06 UTC  

no gay shit

2018-12-08 05:08:08 UTC  

will make anime real

2018-12-08 05:08:11 UTC  

Says you.

2018-12-08 05:08:24 UTC  

Just need to find me a real life tomboy to force me to not be a fat sack of shit

2018-12-08 05:08:26 UTC  

I have gf and am more or less happy.

2018-12-08 05:08:40 UTC  

Sadmin circa 98

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2018-12-08 05:08:50 UTC  

Fuck I was hot

2018-12-08 05:08:57 UTC  

Tomboys don’t like fat sacks of shit

2018-12-08 05:09:07 UTC  

You make me moyster than an oister

2018-12-08 05:09:08 UTC  

Haha TRU

2018-12-08 05:09:13 UTC  

Get fit if you’re trying to get a fit girl

2018-12-08 05:09:40 UTC  

I've been lifting and running and shit again

2018-12-08 05:09:45 UTC  

sadmin is the 40y/o boomer virgin

2018-12-08 05:09:56 UTC  

It's finally where it's getting easier

2018-12-08 05:09:59 UTC  

And I'm happy

2018-12-08 05:10:09 UTC  

I doubt sadmins a virgin.

2018-12-08 05:10:23 UTC  

Cause today I went to put on an old pair of pants and it fuckin fell off

2018-12-08 05:10:30 UTC  

nice

2018-12-08 05:10:37 UTC  

Good

2018-12-08 05:10:38 UTC  

Yeah dude totally a virgin

2018-12-08 05:10:43 UTC  

I've never even seen a girl

2018-12-08 05:10:46 UTC  

Thoughts on my gf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520829570635792392/FB_IMG_1543316227839.jpg

2018-12-08 05:10:52 UTC  

cute bf

2018-12-08 05:10:54 UTC  

Is that a guy

2018-12-08 05:11:04 UTC  

thats a guy

2018-12-08 05:11:05 UTC  

the only calories i'll be burning is when i set myself on fire

2018-12-08 05:11:07 UTC  

Would pat head.

2018-12-08 05:11:08 UTC  

nice bf dude where'd you buy it