>be me
>be 6'4" natsoc, blonde hair, green eyes, strong
>be at bar with friends
>friend at bar says come to band night
>bet
>show up to friends, they jam, good times
>girl shows up
>she starts trying to flirt
>I'm taken but I appreciate the effort
>she doesn't let up
>oh shit.jpg
>reiterate that I'm taken, and that my current can be beat by none
>still doesn't let up
>pulls me aside
>says "I know you're a nazi, I think it's sexy"
>no bitch I'm not, I'm an eco-nationalist
>doesn't get the fucking hint
>I'm about to leave at this point bc I respect my gf and I don't want anything to do with this thot
>she says her fantasy is to be brutalized by a nazi
>says she's Jewish
>OH HELL NO BITCH
>look her straight in the eyes and say "you're the reason western civilization is in a spiraling downfall, and that I hope the Lord smites you with fire and brimstone"
>for some fucking reason she got off to this
>I haul ass out of there because this is just ridiculous and I just want to go home
What the fuck dude. What just happened?
