Message from @Mangy

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2018-12-16 21:32:45 UTC  

Coed boot camp?

2018-12-16 21:33:01 UTC  

Yeah Army was mixed

2018-12-16 21:33:11 UTC  

Different barracks though obviously

2018-12-16 21:33:16 UTC  

My friend that went through basic in like 2013 said they had a guy decide he didnt want to be a panzer grenadier any more and wandered off during an FTX

2018-12-16 21:33:48 UTC  

There's always that one guy

2018-12-16 21:33:54 UTC  

A guy from another platoon in boot tried to run away. Too bad we were on an island.

2018-12-16 21:34:03 UTC  

Took all his shit off during a rest and just hit the road

2018-12-16 21:34:09 UTC  

Or the entire land nav team gets lost

2018-12-16 21:34:59 UTC  

We had a girl eat tide pods unironically

2018-12-16 21:35:05 UTC  

3 times

2018-12-16 21:35:06 UTC  

When did you go?

2018-12-16 21:35:12 UTC  

Last winter

2018-12-16 21:35:12 UTC  

That's like a zoomer thing

2018-12-16 21:35:24 UTC  

I was the old fuck at 24

2018-12-16 21:35:57 UTC  

When I got out the tide pod meme was a thing and I just thought it was a Basic Training meme

2018-12-16 21:36:20 UTC  

You were probably older than some of the DS's

2018-12-16 21:36:24 UTC  

I'm 35 and I just got a text from a recruiter 2 weeks ago

2018-12-16 21:36:29 UTC  

Same age as 2 of them

2018-12-16 21:37:14 UTC  

We had one escape P.I

2018-12-16 21:37:16 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-16 21:38:05 UTC  

They had posters everywhere warning of the consequences of deserting

2018-12-16 21:40:58 UTC  

How did he escape? Run out the front gate in green on green?

2018-12-16 21:41:52 UTC  

One of my other friends went through basic in like 1994, said they had a guy break one of his safety razors and use it to slash his wrists and then draw a pentagram on the wall of the showers

2018-12-16 21:42:03 UTC  

Legend

2018-12-16 21:42:13 UTC  

We had a guy do that minus the pentagram

2018-12-16 21:47:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/523979487440928777/2014-08-01-Strip_337_Broke_Dick_web1.gif

2018-12-16 21:48:36 UTC  

Oi since none of you tards but sadmin, fugu, and maybe the swede are going to understand I'm going to rant here

2018-12-16 21:48:46 UTC  

Basic is simple lmao

2018-12-16 21:48:56 UTC  
2018-12-16 21:49:00 UTC  

We had some folks try to desert out the window

2018-12-16 21:49:02 UTC  

So it was late in March I believe.

2018-12-16 21:49:08 UTC  

None on my platoon

2018-12-16 21:49:13 UTC  

People need to name their fucking image files. Stop bitching to me your SEO is shit when you leave your shit as 23463.png or .jpg

2018-12-16 21:49:15 UTC  

Also one extension cord necktie

2018-12-16 21:49:16 UTC  

In 2014 we were still coming out of winter then, it was really rough.

2018-12-16 21:49:24 UTC  

It was a full moon event, and at extremely low tide

2018-12-16 21:50:30 UTC  

He snuck past firewatch, removed all his shit, pretended to be a fleet Marine off duty/in normal Marine uniform, even got stopped by BC for not wearing a P.T belt while on a bicycle he stole and got past. This was around 4-5 AM.

2018-12-16 21:51:15 UTC  

It was still dark, once he got to the main road outside of P.I but, before the gates he waded through the swamp. Got to a bus station in Beaufort around 8AM.

2018-12-16 21:52:09 UTC  

That's pretty clever.

2018-12-16 21:52:31 UTC  

A preacher at the bus station stopped him, asked if he was in trouble. He'd ditched his cammies in a dumpster and took clothes from outside a goodwill/charity shop that were outside.

2018-12-16 21:52:40 UTC  

He said yes, preacher bought him a bus ticket.