I was in voice here for 5 minutes but I kept coughing so I left. Fuck push to talk

the fuck is it with auto mic and picking up everything EXCEPT your voice

>cat knocked my beer opener off the cat post

What the fuck is this

Autodetect picks up the TV across the house but if I’m not raising my voice it doesn’t turn on for me

Kek

my brother is the worst for that shit, it will cut off half of what he said every time

but CRYSTAL CLEAR audio of him taking bong rips every few minutes

Even after spending half an hour fucking with activation thresholds it still picks up stuff across the house but not me the second I save my settings

>the hat

Holy fuck that reminds me

Last month me and a friend were eating pizza outside a skytrain station and some random bald dude in a tracksuit threw a bag under our table

Then ran off

We looked at each other for about a second then sprinted the absolute fuck out of there. Nothing happened and the guy grabbed his bag 10 minutes later but holy fuck

When my friend bussed home the dude got on the same bus and sat next to him too

Fuck Vancouver

Fuck Canada.

Sad react

remove leafs

Rake leaf

Too bad. Leaf frozen to ground

*nothing a flammenwerfer can't fix*

My only weakness

Temperatures above 20 degrees

Jesus H Christ.

Ok at that point you call med intervention

Nigga at that point call the CDC, this bitch about to go spread the plague through her vagina.

This is why we need gas masks and bleach.

jesus

how horrifying

Why does Sadmin have 6 children

because 6 women thumbed through a photo album and picked him out of a bunch of other dudes

Why

Did he cum in a cup

no, the staff hooked him up to a machine, pumped him dry and forced his baby batter into the wahmen's vagenes

How awful

for you

That was extremely painful

If i pulled off that mask would it hurt