example: Glow in the dark dick bag bois

i just wanna have my shit together by age 29 so we can have our first child by 30

The one girl that I used condoms only with got pregnant because one broke and I didn’t notice

Condoms are small brain contraceptive

>Condom broke
>Didnt feel it
what are you, numb?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>American doesn't feel condom broke
>This is because (((they))) took his foreskin

oof

I’m not American or circumcised 🤔

Oof

>not feeling it when you have a foreskin

Not letting your wife fuck your ass with a condom

you retard

My wife will never use a condom with my ass. I want an ass baby from her 14 inch horse cock

I see

>tools shut down for the holiday
>literally getting paid 29.75/hr to watch anime right now

why would they shut the tools down and still have the operators come in?

Some of the other deposition tools dont need to be shut down

And still have lots to run through.

Other busy work as well to be performed

where are you working?

Going from your pay to the military

Big thonk

You gonna be poor nigga

Weekend warrior nig

But I haz a degree

I want to do part time air national guard

Mostly for the skill set

Looking at 13sx

Y'all some quality kids
And I'm glad y'all here

Fucking space force

Yeet

Zoomer ass MOS

Heheheheh

Or maybe like radio transmission systems
Working on antennas sounds like fun

>go to work
>random dog bites arm

Okay cool

Those shits when nothing happens for awhile so you’re about to give up then you turn into one of those YouTube cyst popping videos except it’s your ass

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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