It's a flu

nothingburger scientists hard at work

you shoulda listened.....

tfw NEET in Education

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„World citizen we herby declare world martial law as the incubation time can be up to 180 days, all airports will be shut down...“

They hated Ted because he spoke the truth

just out here gassing the city for flu
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1226902394765746176

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1227063173301161984

Then again without it I wouldn't be able to talk to you beautiful and smart people

hmm maybe corona virus took months to be noticeable

covering up cremation smoke

But maybe that'd be better cause I'd be living in some cabin in the woods feeding bees

If you are a good person, you know the corona virus is good if he wipes record highs

```China is sparing no effort to save lives and is applying strict or extreme measures to contain the virus to its own soil. This is a fight China is determined to win for all humankind.``` NUMBER WUHAN!

@Banjod That's what CIA would want you to think he he he he he

You don't need to be a big brain to understand that

I'm on board the kaczynski train now

I AM I DON QUIXOTE
THE LORD OF LA MANCHA

*strict or extreme measures*

it's not a train though it's a log raft

MY DESTINY CALLS AND I GO

If everyone is told not to stand out then nobody will stand out and everyone will look down and mind their own business

WOAH

and we're going off the waterfall lads

we're goiiiiiiiing

AND THE WILD WINDS OF FORTUNE
WILL CARRY ME ONWARD

ACCEEEEEELERAAAAAAATIIIIIIING

OH WITHERSOEVER THEY BLOW

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the revolution has been cancelled because it is forbidden to step on the lawn

corona may have already been here, merc'ing fools for months

I think I'll go sleep

Night night guys

don't let the bed bugs bite