I have a big dog.

But he’s a snoozy boi

You better teach him to wear a vest

ATF gonna shoot him snooze or not

Nah

Will he take his chances against a ultra-shorty 5.56

I still would

I can see them coming from a ways away and have already ranged the routes in

I ain’t skurred

lmao you got your shit ranged? Time for ghetto mortars

Or just.. a rifle

If Syria has taught us anything, it's that propane tanks make excellent munitions.

Kneecap mortars

OwO

Not for use on the kneecaps*

Notto dis shittu again

No no, try to fire from the kneecap

Get scammed ATF. You cannot shoot my dog if I shoot it first.

You can't WACO ME IF I DO IT FIRST.

*angrily sets self on fire*

You're going to burn down your own house?

🤔 I didn't think this through

The ATF can't flatten your compound with APCs if you build an underground one and force them to come to you.

Hm.

Bunkers solve all problems

I need to find out what is legal here that isn't in the U.S.A. Then bait post it on boomerbook while using a VPN that sets my amerimutt facebook back to the U.S

*laughs in bunker buster*

Jebaiting the atf what could go wrong?

Please don't post bunker busters they're not wholesome

😭

Bunker Busters are a neat gimmick, but even megaton nukes can't punch through mountain sides.

I mean you know what I am doing

*Laughs in NORAD*

Correction

*laughs in cold-war bunker specs*

Here's one for you

Awkward

**ABSOLUTE**

**FUCKING**

**ANGER**

How does the birth occur if they are a veggie