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did he ever say some crazy racist shit?

i can't remember

Sadly no

i can't drive

55

55 is a ludicrously low speed limit

It’s insulting

sammy hagar is like in his mid 70s

lol

80 is about ideal speed

my secret is out

I'm actually 58

ppl don't realize how long his career was/is

Great thing about Bay Area is you almost never get a ticket for speeding

traffic cops have been redirected towards plastic drinking straw patrol

I have never gotten tigged

It’s just so rare you can go fast and the rare times you can cops don’t want to fuck up traffic

You’ll only get a speeding ticket at night or if you’re going 90

Almost every time I got a ticket it was a night time.

I like night driving

Ironically the fewer cars in the road and the safer it is to drive fast the more likely you are to be punished

Because the cop to driver ratio

It’s gay

https://youtu.be/fr6KVNt-1Ek

Wtf is that guy eating ? @fuguer

cheeseburger

His dignity

Lol

I dont know how he messed up the burger so badly

i think it disintegrated because of grease

Pretty sure it would not disintegrate like that in sober hands tho

https://youtu.be/0nNr8MEg4Sc

the video is out there, u can watch

im going by memory

Now I hope my daughter doesn’t take any videos of me drunk

Don't be drunk

Doner kebab

to be honest, opening a döner stand in the US might be a good plan

americans would go fo it, absolutely