She’s my gf

gollum yay

u came back

@River what

Yeah

she's your gf?

Yes

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wtf

durr

I had my first sex at a four star hotel

hes been saying that for awhile

I booked it

bruh

what

dude

he booked 4 star

for landwhale

BRUH

It was a day hotel

you need to expand your horizons

his horizons are

as tiny israel

Lol

Okay at 17 I booked a four star hotel and fakes going to work to have sex

The sky is the limit

How old are you

with landwhale

17

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the thing is

everythings fine

except the centerpiece

thats what makes it all a joke

You’re honestly the craziest zoomer I’ve met @River

the funnies thing is, gollum has potential in life

Her body was awesome

but this is the shit he does

hes a jew