trying

no she doesn't

I’m surprised I have not

does she jog

what does she eat

What's the problem then ? I would love to eat all I want and not get fat

Make skinnier girls hit on you in front of her.

She is vegetarian eats salads most days

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salad with ranch

Nah

lots of ranch

how much salad does she hog

Mike Enoch levels of ranch

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maybe an entire farm is growing her salad intake for year

but if you help her get thin, she'll be too hot and find another guy 😉

yes

u gotta beef ur own value

to match

Monkey branching

as hers rises because less fat

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or, make her thin, but keep her self-esteem low

monkey branching means hes getting cucked

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keep her fat

if its thinner it might be easier to dominate

lol

Jews can't get cucked,it's anti semitic

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she tells you she's eating healthy

I bet she also tell you that she eat little

no n

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jfc

She's definitely a binge eater. Probably eats a lot during her sleep walking sessions

loool

maybe he just loves fat chicks

Shrek pilled