stuck as a moron

i even become better at dancing

A little tipple actually reduces chances of cognitive decline

bing bing

A gin and tonic a day keeps the dementia away

how

Unsure how

hmm

seems odd

I’m not a doctor

and good news..
if you do have dementia, you won't even realize it

would expect it to increase it

well

u might

i have had black outs, i guess that's like mini dementia

but only indirectly

You will realize it

welp ye

You will definitely realize it

when stuff starts being where ur brain says it shouldnt

I already realize my memory sucks compared to when I was younger

u will be like

hmm

When I was younger I had memory like a computer

this cant be aliens

I’ve got vodka in a flask taped to the bottom of my desk for emergencies

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imagine being European and not getting shit faced at the pub/watever

Little courage for a big presentation

Goes a long way

emergency potato protocol

I just take propranolol

propanolol

Beta blocker is great for anxiety

does it make you laugh

No it actually eliminates fear and treats ptsd

Don’t take propranolol

irish be running out like little girls when pub outta walkers

Too late I took a shit ton

hmm

I’ll meet you at back