Message from @Chawosaurian

Discord ID: 682089300392935425


2020-02-26 04:58:02 UTC  

and tomatoes

2020-02-26 04:58:02 UTC  

Yes they are but how many of them are dying

2020-02-26 04:58:04 UTC  

Like 300+ confirmed and 11 deaths in Italy

2020-02-26 04:58:08 UTC  

close down italian borders,
keep them in

2020-02-26 04:58:08 UTC  

maybe its the tomatoes

2020-02-26 04:58:13 UTC  

they are red

2020-02-26 04:58:17 UTC  

coronachan loves the color red

2020-02-26 04:58:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/682089048587763752/unknown.png

2020-02-26 04:58:24 UTC  

stop eating tomatoes

2020-02-26 04:58:42 UTC  

if all the neutrons in a tomato were to spliteroni at once

2020-02-26 04:58:45 UTC  

what would happen

2020-02-26 04:58:50 UTC  

Ok so that's closer to a 4% death rate

2020-02-26 04:58:53 UTC  

the down quark emits a W+ boson that decays into positron and antineutrino

2020-02-26 04:58:56 UTC  

in neutron decay

2020-02-26 04:58:59 UTC  

So still who gives a fuck

2020-02-26 04:59:04 UTC  

i dont care

2020-02-26 04:59:09 UTC  

96% versions of me live

2020-02-26 04:59:10 UTC  

but where is god in that

2020-02-26 04:59:13 UTC  

idk

2020-02-26 04:59:15 UTC  

check mate!

2020-02-26 04:59:21 UTC  

God doesnt care

2020-02-26 04:59:29 UTC  

he ran an infinite number of experiments

2020-02-26 04:59:41 UTC  

God is killing sick boomers who already rely on life extending technology

2020-02-26 04:59:41 UTC  

god does not play dice

2020-02-26 04:59:43 UTC  

just to calculate the chances of each state at a certain time

2020-02-26 04:59:46 UTC  

Praise allah

2020-02-26 04:59:52 UTC  

which he knows ahead of time

2020-02-26 05:00:00 UTC  

but maybe

2020-02-26 05:00:00 UTC  

he plays russian roulette

2020-02-26 05:00:05 UTC  

that's unfortunate, so god doesn't play DnD either

2020-02-26 05:00:06 UTC  

he wanted to check his omniscience

2020-02-26 05:00:33 UTC  

Sky daddy yes!

2020-02-26 05:00:33 UTC  

if ur omniscient does that include knowing with full certainty that u are omniscient

2020-02-26 05:00:34 UTC  

can god move an unmovable object

2020-02-26 05:00:48 UTC  

no such thing as an unmovable object exists for him

2020-02-26 05:00:49 UTC  

ofcourse he can

2020-02-26 05:01:07 UTC  

if one were to exist

2020-02-26 05:01:13 UTC  

he would not be God

2020-02-26 05:01:30 UTC  

if god created us to love him

2020-02-26 05:01:34 UTC  

are we his AI waifus

2020-02-26 05:01:39 UTC  

Then u a loveslave