I got gastroenteritis because I bought ground beef from some fucking supermarket and tried to cook it myself

That's what I get

@The Great One They both are such cuckolds it's hilarious, if you watch their recent debate, they're like oh that's hecking problematic <:soyboy:421747339167006724> but you said something heckin racist and classist too <:soyboy:421747339167006724>

That's what you get for going to Chinatown

just microwave everything for 5 minutes and you're safe

😂

Unironically

I don't have a microwave though

Never cooking again tbh

Just boiling eggs <:ahem:639979147782914084>

>inb4 I get salmonella

tbh destiny is a lot more based then vaush

I eat raw meat every day

Just buy good meat

Or catch it

True but once you get this shit, it changes you as a person, I don't wanna risk it again i'm a pussy

I know what you mean, so much happens in the stomach

My stomach determines my mood often

Or if I like a person

how hard is it to cook ground beef?

just brown it and drain

then season or add to whatever you want

i'm eating ground beef right this moment

>drain
>Not drinking grease

i also eat the grease

but not separately

@stem It's probably not that hard but I had a small pan and a shitty portable burner so I probably made it harder

lol beef is like the safest meat to handle

it's not hard

i was asking rhetorically

Lol

Cattle are very clean animals

unlike humans

And their digestive process is amazing

Takes 3 days

So toxins are btfo

Lmao reddit bans you for upvoting stuff

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