Message from @cards-against-humanity

Discord ID: 443220061956866054


2018-05-08 01:12:43 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 0
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 1
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that \_\_\_\_\_ had really been \_\_\_\_\_ all along.

**A)** Scientology.
A salty surprise.
**B)** Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
A sausage festival.
**C)** A sassy black woman.
Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.

2018-05-08 01:13:14 UTC  

c!help

2018-05-08 01:13:15 UTC  

To play white cards, use `c!play` followed by the letters next to the cards you want to play. For example, `c!play b` would play card B, and `c!play df` would play cards D and F.
If you're the czar, react with the letter of your choice once everyone has played their cards.
To reset an ongoing game, use `c!reset`.

2018-05-08 01:13:39 UTC  

click on one of the reactions to choose @1 ont mom -Chrissy

2018-05-08 01:13:49 UTC  

B

2018-05-08 01:13:59 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy selected B.
MAGARoseTaylor wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:13:59 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 1
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is \_\_\_\_\_ stuffed with \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:14:35 UTC  

im waiting

2018-05-08 01:14:47 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:15:14 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:16:28 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:16:28 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 1
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is \_\_\_\_\_ stuffed with \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** Black people.
GoGurt.
**B)** A really cool hat.
Nickelback.
**C)** Getting drunk on mouthwash.
The Boy Scouts of America.

2018-05-08 01:16:44 UTC  

Danie1 selected C.
1 ont mom -Chrissy wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:16:44 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 2
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And there is \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:17:09 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:17:22 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:17:23 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:17:23 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 2
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And there is \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** Bling.
**B)** Porn stars.
**C)** Vigorous jazz hands.

2018-05-08 01:17:54 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou selected C.
1 ont mom -Chrissy wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:17:55 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:18:17 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:18:30 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:18:35 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:18:35 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 0
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** The clitoris.
**B)** White privilege.
**C)** Police brutality.

2018-05-08 01:18:44 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor selected B.
touchmystuffIkillyou wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:18:45 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 1
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
What's the most emo?

2018-05-08 01:19:13 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:19:17 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:19:19 UTC  

!gotem

2018-05-08 01:20:32 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:20:32 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 1
MAGARoseTaylor - 1
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
What's the most emo?

**A)** The Force.
**B)** Hot Pockets.
**C)** Actually taking candy from a baby.

2018-05-08 01:20:39 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy selected C.
MAGARoseTaylor wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:20:39 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 1
MAGARoseTaylor - 2
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Major League Baseball has banned \_\_\_\_\_ for giving players an unfair advantage.

2018-05-08 01:21:04 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:21:11 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:21:50 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:21:51 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 1
MAGARoseTaylor - 2
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Major League Baseball has banned \_\_\_\_\_ for giving players an unfair advantage.

**A)** Crystal meth.
**B)** Tasteful sideboob.
**C)** Frolicking.

2018-05-08 01:21:57 UTC  

hahahaa

2018-05-08 01:22:01 UTC  

Danie1 selected A.
touchmystuffIkillyou wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:22:01 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 2
MAGARoseTaylor - 2
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
During his childhood, Salvador Dali; produced hundreds of paintings of \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:22:25 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!