Cuz he’s a douche

Engineering ethics

oy vey goy

He has to

if u snitch

muh ethics in 2020

we will give u 1k dollar

All engineers have to be ethical

is it a deal goyim

Or we lose our jobs and licensing

do not under any circumstances violate my math software company's NAP ok

of course, everything I say is theoretical

always buy software and do it legally

yes goy

I know a thing or two cuz I’ve seen a thing or two

it was just theoretical

Photoshop doesn’t have a watermark because enforcing that license on everyone probably isn’t even profitable

too many photoshops

They make the money off gullible people

Engineers aren’t gullible

as gullible certainly

Engineers are kind of gullible if they are not white

or women

lol women engineers

suck

what book is that

I mean my entire job is investigating

seems familiar for some reason

When it isn’t design

My ass got deported from structural engineering to the geotech and groundwater division

Only because they want a senior guy there for when we move into fracking support and abatement

Bernie Sanders is the anti-Christ

I need to take online classes or some shit in petroleum engineering

they don't exist yet

afaik

Rip

Maybe I should grab my grad degree in petroleum

maybe they will in 5 years though

oh they probably have masters courses yeah