Message from @Nerthulas
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it's genuinely dangerous in the pacific tho
I think
I'm just imagining this Romanian or something
and he's like "holy shit sharks exist"
"are they like in the movies?"
O
mmm
I'm gonna eat 7k calories over 16 meals?
no
that 30 year taste
guaranteed
im drunk bros
B U T
I watched some people eat rations from second world war
etc
fully eatable
editable
i havent written to my crush OR my ex
be proud of me boys
girls don't exist
i rejected a girl today again lmao
romania isn't landlocked
I had to say it
im monogamous as shit
yes im bragging
Bros like
my best friend was flirting her
and she kept just staring at me
but i already got a crush
I would have 👍🏿
when she stared
she got nice milkers tho
so does yo mama
i went to the bathroom and was like
"hey blanc it is gonna be good for you just make out all good"
but nah, didnt feel like it in the end
like maybe if it doesnt work out with mrs crush
it would be like
idk
im just drunk
I don't get why people just do shit like that