There is literally 0 evidence I'm going to die.

Except for the overwhelming evidence that shows everyone dies eventually

Why would any of that apply to me?

You're a lolberg.

Aren't we all individuals?

I think you belong in the category of everyone friend

Yeah, individuals that eventually kick the bucket

I have nearly 32 years of evidence of me not dying.

You have zero of me dying.

Which I think is euphemism for suicide that turned into a child friendly euphemism for death in general despite being extremely dark in nature.

We’ll see

We will.

Oh look, another minute of me not dying.

What a coincidence.

Another minute of your cells dying and being replaced with cells that have weaker protein strands that will eventually lead to you dying of old age.

I've seen no evidence of any of this.

Also, if I were going to die, it wouldn't be of old age...

🤣

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4678010/

Protein quality es muy importante

I don’t know the Spanish words for protein or quality

My point was, if I were going to die, the lung cancer/cirrhosis/alcohol poisoning would get me first.

Ah

I’d rather die from a bullet or something

Dying old or from a disease seems like the worst way to go.

Agreed.

I'm on record. If I get to the day before my 50th, I'm putting a lead pill in my brain.

I gotta do some stuff

kevin is right...no evidence of him ever being dead... <:DeusThonk:639264251688779786>

So you guys have a wonderful day and maybe I’ll see y’all and more tonight

Take it easy.

Though it is unlikely as my area has a chance of severe weather and that tornado probably wants payback.

have a nice day, bud

best of luck

***SPOILER*** Kevin is 49

Younger than you, catfag

@Catboi
In fact, you calling me old is like rain...

On your wedding day.

Like a black fly.

In your Chardonnay.

It's some good advice
That you just didn't take