Message from @Cohencidence Detector

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2020-02-27 07:28:53 UTC  

@Zoey
Right?

2020-02-27 07:29:04 UTC  

Ask Theo fam.

2020-02-27 07:47:02 UTC  

@Zoey you did your hair again! awesome.

2020-02-27 07:50:01 UTC  

and you painted your nails. how nice of you to show how much of a good job you did on your middle finger

2020-02-27 07:51:05 UTC  

@Zoey
Remember you asked about simping?

2020-02-27 07:54:10 UTC  

"oh, blawnde, i just crush on you and love ur face."

2020-02-27 07:55:36 UTC  

Wat

2020-02-27 07:55:47 UTC  

i'm referencing the callin show today

2020-02-27 07:56:06 UTC  

some dude literally said that and the chat exploded with "simp"

2020-02-27 07:56:16 UTC  

Lol. Was passed out for most of that.

2020-02-27 07:56:41 UTC  

based. show has gone downhill since you've been shunned off it

2020-02-27 07:57:14 UTC  

though, someone spun a tall tale that you actually made it on the first half. alas, I wasn't at home to see it

2020-02-27 08:02:53 UTC  

He was on

2020-02-27 08:03:08 UTC  

I was?

2020-02-27 08:03:11 UTC  

Yes

2020-02-27 08:03:20 UTC  

How'd I do?

2020-02-27 08:03:25 UTC  

Poorly

2020-02-27 08:03:36 UTC  

Blame your mic

2020-02-27 08:03:44 UTC  

Lol.

2020-02-27 08:04:28 UTC  

Could also be the beer.

2020-02-27 09:50:10 UTC  

Shunned

2020-02-27 10:00:05 UTC  

> @Zoey you did your hair again! awesome.
@Fyrjefe i have yet to do my hair. Its faded a lot and i am under office lighting

2020-02-27 10:03:48 UTC  

Some of my students now are not coming into the schools cause their parents are working around people that are carriers......... man is this something i really gotta be worried about

2020-02-27 10:04:40 UTC  

hello fellow meds, cant sleep

2020-02-27 10:47:13 UTC  

Me neither. Im at work

2020-02-27 10:52:06 UTC  

im just an insomniac

2020-02-27 10:53:04 UTC  

you can't get coronavirus, that will delay our honeymoon to mexico(texas)

2020-02-27 11:27:21 UTC  

So, as of march 2nd all students across japan will not be attending school because of Corona... genuinely getting concerned about what i should do...

2020-02-27 11:27:50 UTC  

Keep your BAC over .08

2020-02-27 11:27:56 UTC  

Lol

2020-02-27 11:28:15 UTC  

I mean, if you don't have to be teaching

2020-02-27 11:28:37 UTC  

I gave up alcohol for lent

2020-02-27 11:29:06 UTC  

Too bad, only cures we have so far are pickling or immolation

2020-02-27 11:30:02 UTC  

its fine, by mid march the pandemic will probably have reached north america so both places will be equally unsafe

2020-02-27 11:30:17 UTC  

It's already in North America

2020-02-27 11:30:29 UTC  

First case outside china was Seattle

2020-02-27 11:30:35 UTC  

Kinda trying to think if i should stock up on canned goods or something and prep not going to work... like my two main schools are in malls so i feel like they will close and then ill be stuck at home and not getting paid

2020-02-27 11:30:41 UTC  

Direct flight from wuhan

2020-02-27 11:30:47 UTC  

not a pandemic yet, just a few contained cases

2020-02-27 11:31:09 UTC  

Except that it's similarities to flu leave it largely unreported

2020-02-27 11:31:23 UTC  

Until it's killing people