I just want to feel her sweet embrace.

Did Zoey send you bat soup?

BATARANG

And something she called "not bat tacos".

I asked her why she had to specify "not bat" but she told me to trust her.

There's your first mistake

Trusting anyone

Let alone a femoid

Lol. Implying I trust women.

Fair enough

Jokes on her, I just really want Corona virus.

I don't really want it

Gross.

My suicidal tendencies haven't returned for a few years

That's good.

What about homicidal?

They never left

What about felicidal?

Cats are pointless

what the fuck did you just say to me

You're the exception to the rule, frend

Catboi isn't a cat tho, racist

Finally.

It's time for a beer.

hopefully it's a penitential beer. it is lent, after all

it better be a gnat piss pale ale.

Gnatty Lite

Beer is not only okay, but was historically used to ease fasting.

At least for Roman riters.

Historically Roman's had sex with boys

I guess that's Kosher too

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I have heard Byzantine riters have some alcohol rules.

@Catboi
Sauce?

thjat was the ancient greeks

@Fyrjefe
Sauce?

nice meme

one of my professors

No, seriously.

that's the sauce

I don't have reading material on it