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I made breakfast for the average american

not enough egg

I ran out of scrambles

bacon is raw

@TheLavonAffair you fucking suck at cooking bacon

hey thats mean

@ArmAPilot @linbuz I had to cook 30 strips and I gave up on the last 4. Lay off.

Also yeah the bacon was floppy and raw

fucking take some pride in your bacon what the fuck

your only excuse should be being british but those cucks dont even have real bacon just slabs of pork

I'm canadian lmao

Wait that means I'm British

Shit.

<#669502917707038730> ? more like #cucking

I took pride in the other strips I cooked. The ones I took a pic of were cooked in oven not pan

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wtf this aint wendy's

this is real life nigga

They said "bacon better cook in oven durr" and I said fuck you, but then they told me to cook it in oven

ITS COOKED ON A FUCKING PAN STOVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Supposed to be cooked in pan but retards always say "cook it in the oven hehehe"

It don't curl in oven

canadians are proxy nanny state eu niggers so no surprise there

I cook mine in the oven

400C 15 minutes on each side

danky post pot

mad

I think this belong to here right?

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looks undercooked

it's bread

It’s bread

bread.

undercooked bread

frost IQ