no man appointed him retard

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God farted and left us to it

yes

What if God is a cow who took a shit and we're all just mushrooms growing in the feces

rain is just gods piss

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god

the fucking cow god

Holy cow

>god lives in the sky
hot take retards

God is an ICBM

GOD IS AN ICBM

what if the russians tried to bore into the core of the earth because thats where god is

but they failed

God is satan

h

hoes mad

what a cute tummy

role reversal

Needs better shading

Not enough light on it

Looks kinda plain

Ching chong

based

Im screwed, another Chinese person came into the hospital I work in.

confirmed plague

Mao in Japan is a type of demon creature.

Not to be confused with Mao Zedong.

Mao's in Japan are traditional concepts of demons who live under a demonic heraldry.

Mazoku

I hate when le ebic christians try and reconcile heraldry with humanity, arguing that heaven is a monarchy and so should the humanities that serve under the heavens. Yet, so is hell. Hell is a monarchy.

But to be fair hell is more like a barbarian Khanate, whereas heaven is like a high kingdom.

Also people don't become angels when they die.

That's a misconception. Angels are dsiegned to purely carry out the functions of god and godhood.

Angels are essentially robots.