they're gonna explode in my pockets 😦

Cheese grater

cheese grater armor

Wiimotes. But as nunchucks.

>security guards walking around with wiimotes on their belts

Car battery and jumper cables in a backpack?

"I'm just a video game enthusiast!"

Go for the nipples

"I'm just a car enthusiast!"

A full CIA waterboarding team

*I like this idea*

Problem is they glow in the dark and kidnap kids l

Lol

I like the waterboarding idea

Lewd

the sink in the dishpit is *just deep enough for a couple bodies*

***bitch you cant stop us!!!***
>unhook the wiimotes from belt
>take off security jacket
>inhale
>whirlwind of sound as the nunchuck wiimotes swing through the air
>patron gives worried look before attacking
>***WAHHAA***
>its to quick to see
>patron staggers back
>hand on his head slowly removes revealing the a button

some shakey cell phone video of some security guard smacking a patron while some dude screams "WORLDSTAAAAAAR!!!!!"

^

***oh shit nigga she hit him wit da wiimotes***

"THIS BITCH JUST SMACKED YO ASS WITH A WIIMOTE NIGGA"

Damn it. Now I want nunchucks

Wiimote nunchucks

could you theoretically hi-jack the wiimotes so the electronics inside zap people you hit

<:hmmm:594365799263633419>

Not enough power in them... could do what they did with pikachu in this video

https://youtu.be/T0JN2DOCmFU

@SheepTeeth slot machine boxing gloves

UNLUCKY 777 GOODNIGHT MOTHER FUCKER

Hue

New image of sheep with her avi head, freakish hulk like upper body and tiny midget legs with slot machines on her fists

Fuck sake i wish I could go to sleep

I am not allowed to sleep till 9am because I have to be up by 6pm so i can host the resident evil dnd game and not be dumby tired

She just walks on her fucking nuckles because of her tiny legs and big gross mutant coomer arms <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

Fucking tired as fuck and I'm laughing way to hard at this at work

But now I cant get this horrible image out of my head

For dnd resident evil I'm gonna use this concept art from the games. monsters that didnt make it in the games. The only downside is one of the players in a gay black stripper who was a navy seal and another player is Hugh Newtron from jimmy neutron

SHEEP CRUSH BAD CASINO PATRON

Someone call the artists for the love of God I need this drawn

2 tired 2 draw