CGI

Fuck

limited physical sets

Diluted story line

Chinese savior movie

Do things make *sense* visually?

I mean they have Jackie Chan but he's a complete China stooge

sorry, godda do it Jackie

It’s not hard sci-fi and yeah sort of

Just watch it on Netflix

It’s a fun movie but damn those undertones are loud af

I don't got any Netflix, unfortunately

Maybe I can... *see it for free* uh, legally of course!

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Naw pirate it

The budget was 50 million and they made 700 million

Good lord

Yeahhhh

It’s one of those movies that’s a turd but some White guy in the Midwest will love

That movie is gonna be some kid's favorite movie

Oh it is

Brb

Shower and shave

It’s a hunking big ass turd movie

With CHINESE NATIONALISM

<:woahman:644346700093325322> can we go back to shit from the early 2000s post 9/11 that had super pro-America messages

Or 80's stuff that was so unashamed in its weird racist humor like the Last Dragon

Morning gamers

tbh I just wanna say nigger behind closed doors

^

Is that too much to ask of a nigger?

***god just send me back to 1993 so I can see jurassic park, drink crystal pepsi and play super Nintendo all day***

I just

want

to say

niggers

AAAH FRICKIN BOOMERS

I SWEAR TO GOD WHY?!?!?

I just dug out this pot of Salsa from the fridge

I think the mould on it was days away from achieving sentience

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