aight

>Arabs lose wars
>Americans lose in Afghanistan
>Americans are subservient to the house of Saud
>Europe under attack by Arabs and America can't stop it.

Women to be able to apply for all jobs including in frontline infantry, Royal Marines and SAS.

Welp. There goes one of the few things the UK was still pretty good at.

Because that's a good idea

>You’ll never be ‘flashbanged’ by a big tiddy SAS gal

Why live.

So you can shoot her in the back instead

Inshallah, god shall punish these thots

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🤔

It’s the jews trying to control us

The bombs had no USPS markings on them they weren't mailed

No shit

Man you’re constantly like three days behind

They also had stamps despite being sent by “courier”

>shooting at jew temple
>SWAT refers to shooter as "actor"
>even 10 people killed

Well, first off, jews aren't people, obviously.

Second, lmao SWAT called them an actor

The fucking audio files are on TV

welcome to swat

https://m.theepochtimes.com/97-year-old-holocaust-survivor-among-those-killed-in-pittsburgh-synagogue-reports_2701657.html

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goteem

I've never heard SWAT refer to anyone as "actor"

@Reichtangle What do you mean the shooter killed 5 million and 1?

I've heard "Shooter", "perpetrator", "suspect", even "killer" but i've never once heard "actor"

tfw SWAT accidentally makes a freudian slip about the false flag op

Sounds more like normal swat humor

They get dark as shit sometimes

And most of them tend to be /k/ommandos

tfw SWAT accidentally makes a freudian slip about them knowing it was a false flag op

I can totally see SWAT being a /k/ommando dream job

Or attracting /k/ommando personalities

Yuuup

Lotta autism on the teams

>year 2029
>be criminal
>get SWAT called on you
>SWAT team bust through the floor in a rigged driller APC
>fires duct-taped claymores in to the room
>literally half the hostages are soup
>team pops out of driller APC
>all equipped in milsurp and anime patches
>wtf.8zip

Funny you should mention anime patches on a swat team

Petches bad

I was in the armory for them and I swear to god I saw a Jormungand sticker

>be me
>m21 just out of police school
>watched police movies like die hard and robo-cop as a kid all the time
>join swat team
>team leader uses a beat to shit MP-5 with a maglight welded to the top and drinks before ops
>and after ops
>and during ops
>grizzled vet constantly mumbling and staring at the floor
>operator as fuck and could snap you in two with his thigh alone
>but he has a phobia of wires and nokia phones meaning he usually kills drug dealers on sight during a bust
>police sniper absolutely covered in anime patches and wears some waifu T-shirt under his uniform
>unironically kisses some weird cartoon girl on a necklace "for good luck"
>skinny and short, kinda feminine too...
>guy in full NBC suit and refuses to take off mask, even off duty
>only seen under his mask once at the team leader's barbeque, pale as snow
>can't understand what the fuck he's saying half due to his Eastern European accent and half because of the fucking mask
>nice music taste and can rock a guitar at a campfire, mentioned some thing about a stalker or something
>pointman is fucking insane, always jittery and stares just a second too long
>ridiculously fast and god like reflexes, everyone except the team seems to avoid him
>I swear to god he can telepathically communicate with crack heads and bathsalt eaters
>pointman doesn't even using a shotgun
>it's literally a claymore on a long rod with "boomstick" messily scribbled on it with a marker

@Innaswamp I might have let my imagination run a little bit far