he could try

but the minute you tell floridians that tourists are coming all hell will break loose

we fucking hate snow birds and tourists

But what if the Tourist wants to make your state it's own nation and enslave those who resist

Of course the leader would have to swear fealty to Alexander but I'm imagining a Caesars Legion but with methed out Florida Men

Which is actually scarier

so we would be left alone, no more tourists, and no snow birds?

go on....

Florida's Legion

Jesus christ

Ave Miami

I have given you too many ideas already, I'm imagining you in 10 years in a Stink Ape toga sitting on a throne of bones controlling legions for an invasion of Georgia or Alabama

I fucking hate alabama niggers

georgia is on think fucking ice

Caesar has spoken

but first we invade Mississippi

*I want to believe*

I heard it in the FNV Caesar voice

"But first we invade Mississippi."

first we retake mobile and then we must to the mississipi river

FOR THAT LAND IS RIGHTFUL FLORIDA CLAY

Ave, True to Caesar

AVE NEX ALEA

>Florida clay

My fucking sides

The worst part is this level of autism could spread on 4chan and become permanent

No, it *must* become permanent

*that implies it already isn't*

It should be

The state of bongistan

fuckin wow

Every day I think "This is the most terrible that Bongistan can be" and I keep being wrong.

You gotta tag @Carol in that kinda stuff

" it can't get any worse" is an invitation

It's an invitation to watch the flaming 12 car pileup get hit by a semi full of used fry oil.

You want it to stop, but at the same time, now you're wondering just what will happen next.

@Innaswamp I wouldn’t mind being a citizen of Florida. Just take the whole coast line for border’s sakes.

UNLIMITRD PWERRR

nice eye

RBG's 2019 official portrait