Someone up there has hot Royals, I forget who

I am lowkey proud of my state

they'

bro I hate this fucking enter key

It's too close to punctuation marks even for my tiny fingers

They're all inbred

The bitch boy governor of Virginia was told by the general Assembly to take his gun control package and shove it up his ass

Yeah they are

good

Upset that NOVA fucks my state

Right up the ass

My family is descended from Italian Nobility so the women have to get checked for certain defects as a result.

I do not understand it and am so glad we are not close enough to nobility anymore that it shows a lot.

lmao

🤔

Are we takin bets on how long it takes before we go in to "keep the peace"?

That's to be expected

I really don't want to

make the UN do it

I'd actually put wagers on whether or not the US goes solo or forms an international relief coalition

It's likely to be the latter, due to how many countries are condemning Maduros government

Blue hat time

That's normally bad news for y'all but, good for me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercenaries_2:_World_in_Flames

Oh *yes*

blueberries would fuck it up more than we could tbh

That's a great fucking reference

Blueberries = deployment opportunities for me in a few years

So I don't mind it

Besides: UNinvolved

imagine unironaclly wanting to join the us military and being a puppet of (((them)))

Also, I couldn't give less of a fuck how Venezuela runs their country

@Shadowleech45 Imagine unironically assuming I'm in the U.S military still when there's over 180 countries in this world

Imagine joining for the benefits and college

Aka most boots

There's better ways to nearly earn food stamps for a living

And yeah they're in for it once the next war breaks out

It was great hearing all the tales of people who served and watched others go full panic mode when we announced OIF

when u join the army for a camaro then u have to go to war