Message from @Magos Squid "The Life Raft"
Discord ID: 550620761929416756
You need better coolant and you need a better processor
It's a laptop
I have a laptop
and while it is shit
it is better than that
This one is like 10 years old
9 maybe
Why haven't you upgraded?
Haven't had a job because I got laid off, dumped, and evicted all in about a month, moved back with my dad in Assfuck Nowhere, Alberta
Only jobs here are farming and 4+year degree jobs at the thermoelectric plant
Farmers don't want me because never touched farm equipment before
Go to the Canadian equivalent of Publix or Walmart
So I just sat here. Finally got money in November so I'm moving back to Vancouver
they will hire you
Nearest one is 45 minutes away
Publix is way better
I have no vehicle
I'm in literally the middle of nowhere
Ghost is a canada fag and he takes a bus everywhere
Nearest bus is an hour and a half away
Greyhound only goes to Calgary and it's once a week
big gay
I can't wait to get out of this shithole and be back in civilization
Why is Canada so shit?
Everything is concentrated in 1 big city in every province
lel
As my German friend would say
Vancouver - BC, Calgary/Edmonton - Alberta, Regina - Saskatchewan, so on
Everything else is rural farmland with hicks
"That is very.... ehhhhh, how does one say, uhm, bad poops?" - German man
The only provinces with lots of shit are Quebec and Ontario. The two provinces that benefit the most from equalization payments
>Steals all the money from the other provinces because "we have no natural exports"
>They're huge
gay
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I concur
Oh awesome! Still wish they brought it to Android
Would love to play it on the go sans emulator overhead
Oh fug the new ones i haven't played are on Android though