Message from @Magos Squid "The Life Raft"

Discord ID: 550620761929416756


2019-02-28 10:07:45 UTC  

You need better coolant and you need a better processor

2019-02-28 10:07:51 UTC  

It's a laptop

2019-02-28 10:07:57 UTC  

I have a laptop

2019-02-28 10:07:59 UTC  

and while it is shit

2019-02-28 10:08:02 UTC  

it is better than that

2019-02-28 10:08:07 UTC  

This one is like 10 years old

2019-02-28 10:08:12 UTC  

9 maybe

2019-02-28 10:08:17 UTC  

Why haven't you upgraded?

2019-02-28 10:08:44 UTC  

Haven't had a job because I got laid off, dumped, and evicted all in about a month, moved back with my dad in Assfuck Nowhere, Alberta

2019-02-28 10:09:00 UTC  

Only jobs here are farming and 4+year degree jobs at the thermoelectric plant

2019-02-28 10:09:14 UTC  

Farmers don't want me because never touched farm equipment before

2019-02-28 10:09:41 UTC  

Go to the Canadian equivalent of Publix or Walmart

2019-02-28 10:09:42 UTC  

So I just sat here. Finally got money in November so I'm moving back to Vancouver

2019-02-28 10:09:45 UTC  

they will hire you

2019-02-28 10:09:48 UTC  

Nearest one is 45 minutes away

2019-02-28 10:09:50 UTC  

Publix is way better

2019-02-28 10:09:51 UTC  

I have no vehicle

2019-02-28 10:09:58 UTC  

I'm in literally the middle of nowhere

2019-02-28 10:10:06 UTC  

Ghost is a canada fag and he takes a bus everywhere

2019-02-28 10:10:13 UTC  

Nearest bus is an hour and a half away

2019-02-28 10:10:19 UTC  

gay

2019-02-28 10:10:31 UTC  

Greyhound only goes to Calgary and it's once a week

2019-02-28 10:10:58 UTC  

big gay

2019-02-28 10:10:59 UTC  

I can't wait to get out of this shithole and be back in civilization

2019-02-28 10:11:11 UTC  

Why is Canada so shit?

2019-02-28 10:11:32 UTC  

Everything is concentrated in 1 big city in every province

2019-02-28 10:11:37 UTC  

lel

2019-02-28 10:11:45 UTC  

As my German friend would say

2019-02-28 10:11:53 UTC  

Vancouver - BC, Calgary/Edmonton - Alberta, Regina - Saskatchewan, so on

2019-02-28 10:11:59 UTC  

Everything else is rural farmland with hicks

2019-02-28 10:12:07 UTC  

"That is very.... ehhhhh, how does one say, uhm, bad poops?" - German man

2019-02-28 10:12:34 UTC  

The only provinces with lots of shit are Quebec and Ontario. The two provinces that benefit the most from equalization payments

2019-02-28 10:12:55 UTC  

>Steals all the money from the other provinces because "we have no natural exports"
>They're huge

2019-02-28 10:13:13 UTC  

gay

2019-02-28 10:13:55 UTC  

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2019-02-28 13:18:41 UTC  

I concur

2019-02-28 17:45:34 UTC  

Oh awesome! Still wish they brought it to Android

2019-02-28 17:45:50 UTC  

Would love to play it on the go sans emulator overhead

2019-02-28 17:52:07 UTC  

Oh fug the new ones i haven't played are on Android though

2019-02-28 19:36:08 UTC  

@Bover mosin mosin