Message from @Magos Squid "The Life Raft"

Discord ID: 517042664080670720


2018-11-27 18:18:50 UTC  

he breaks free, beats up Trazyn to teach him a lesson, then makes friends, suddenly an entire Necron Dynasty and the Salamanders are going around Fucking Chaos up the ass

2018-11-27 18:19:11 UTC  

***Y E S***

2018-11-27 18:19:32 UTC  

while the ultramarines and Ynnarri do the same

2018-11-27 18:19:43 UTC  

Trazyn is a fag anyways so it's just better if his vault belongs to Vulkan in the long run, ya know?

2018-11-27 18:19:53 UTC  

Jahgtai comes back after revelaing he was Vect all alond

2018-11-27 18:19:58 UTC  

Eldar are bitches

2018-11-27 18:20:01 UTC  

never trust an elf

2018-11-27 18:20:22 UTC  

And I'm disappointed in my bossman for hitting that eldar bitch

2018-11-27 18:20:28 UTC  

I mean everything that ever went wrong ever in Warhammer Fantasy all traced back to the high Elves so yeah

2018-11-27 18:20:36 UTC  

Alpharius comes back and reveals he was Loyal the whole time

2018-11-27 18:20:51 UTC  

Lion comes back and reveals his chapter is heresy

2018-11-27 18:20:53 UTC  

And Dorn just kinda shows up. No questions asked.

2018-11-27 18:22:09 UTC  

Dorn comes back after Impersonating Aun'va for 50 years

2018-11-27 18:22:13 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-27 18:22:26 UTC  

But Lion's chapter isnt entirely heresy

2018-11-27 18:22:28 UTC  

Just half of it

2018-11-27 18:22:31 UTC  

Which half?

2018-11-27 18:22:34 UTC  

I dunno

2018-11-27 18:22:39 UTC  

And neither do they

2018-11-27 18:22:52 UTC  

Turns out cypher's half wasnt the heretics

2018-11-27 18:22:57 UTC  

Lel

2018-11-27 18:23:04 UTC  

Its azrael's half

2018-11-27 18:23:13 UTC  

alpharius was loyal

2018-11-27 18:23:14 UTC  

well

2018-11-27 18:23:16 UTC  

omegeon was

2018-11-27 18:25:26 UTC  

Corax comes out of nowhere with a Bunch of Orks who he is the Warboss of

2018-11-27 18:25:30 UTC  

All the Orks are Emo

2018-11-27 18:25:59 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-27 18:26:16 UTC  

Who designed Corax in the first place?

2018-11-27 18:26:27 UTC  

what do you mean

2018-11-27 18:26:35 UTC  

Who was his artist

2018-11-27 18:26:43 UTC  

Like for his physical design

2018-11-27 18:27:14 UTC  

idk

2018-11-27 18:28:26 UTC  

He just looks uber wrinkly

2018-11-27 18:28:30 UTC  

But anyways

2018-11-27 18:28:56 UTC  

If Dorn just showed up that'd be nice

2018-11-27 18:29:16 UTC  

How many of the primarchs even have tabletop models?

2018-11-27 18:29:44 UTC  

30k wise?

2018-11-27 18:30:31 UTC  

That'd probably be the best way to count

2018-11-27 18:31:08 UTC  

Gulliman, Dorn, Alpharius, angron, perty, lorgar, ferrus, morty, vulkan, konrad, horus, corvus, fulgrim, leman and magnus

2018-11-27 18:32:40 UTC  

I prefer girlymans 30k model