Yeah what the fuck do I have now?

@Mangy

It smells like shit

Like pipe wise or tobacco?

Pipe

Just let it air out

Is it new or used

I thought new tbh

No signs of use

And marketed as new

It's likely new, a used one would be more expensive

Just air it out for awhile

Bro I am dying

Shitting my guts out

Kill me

Thanks for sticking with me on the pipe thing. I'll be slow to reply since I am dying like elvis atm

Is the pipe the cause?

No

I was forced to eat vegan and drink whisky

I've eaten nothing but eggs and fruit today alongside chips and booze

I just got the shit shivers. It's finally over.

Oh well

I call his pipe

Alas, I am shitting but out of tp

Ohgodwavetwo

I lied

Loud gas at my wife's best friends house

Marine MRE tier shit

lmao

I just want a churchill for a longer pipe and a longer smoking time. I use a regular pipe currently? Not sure what it is called but ill see if I can find a pic of it.

I mean if you want a longer smoking time I'd just go for a bigger bowl

The longer stem will make it so the smoke is cooler if that's something you want

This is my current pipe collection, note they were pretty dirty from camping

oooo i like em tho

I got a much smaller version of the last one there.

http://prntscr.com/m1qz7b

pretty much this

Ok I gotcha

What entices you about the Church Wardens

Well

*Gandalf*