Message from @RoflTank
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>Raven Guard are just Emo
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Less so than the blood angels
But still girly fags
Iron hands or Imperial Fists my man
The Iron hands are frankly the most emo of the First founding
What
"The Flesh is Weak"
They did not take the beheading of their primarch well
especially since right after it happened their legion got shattered
I mean
The blood angels literally have “Muh flashbacks” to it
They’re first founding
The raven guard are all dark and brooding etc
Iron hands self mutilate and even replace perfectly working parts of their bodies with machines because of how much they hate their own flesh.
Plenty of the chapters self mutilate
Ritual scarring etc
Iron hands cry all day because they’re living a lie
The Iron Hands
Have iron hands
To honour their primarch, Ferrus Manus
Because Ferrus Manus had iron hands
Ferrus Manus means "Iron Hands"
So at the end of the day
THE NOBLE IRON HANDS REPLACE THEIR HANDS WITH IRON HANDS TO REMEMBER THEIR PRIMARCH IRON HANDS WHO HAD IRON HANDS
Gotta hand it to them, they got the name scheme down
Like lets be real here, an Iron Hands Techmarine is just a Techpriest in power armor at a certain point.
Iron Fathers
To use the chapter’s term
Yeah
Them dudes
Iron hands circa 40k
This Weeb Juice is only 15% ABV
Iron Hands are textbook grimderp
Ferrus didn't think the human form was weak
He was constantly trying to find a "cure" for his metal arms
And he thought crude bionics were even worse; at least his arms mimicked the human form
How do you fuckers keep your painting motivation?
I don't
xd
I have an ever amassing list of stuff to paint
Manticore, 32 kriegers, 20 skeletons, 40 zombies, a corpse cart, a necromancer, 20 assault marines, 10 devastators, a hellhammer, a carnodon and a felblade
bleh i get even less enthused to paint it each day
tho I have two weeks off starting next week so I should probably find some motivation
Paint in small batches, so I can come out of most sessions feeling like I've acomplished something. Tried painting 'batches' of goblins. Lost all interest by the second sit down.
Also, most LGS have a saturday morning paint group. Having people to joke with helps a LOT.
