Message from @RoflTank

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2019-01-15 01:58:27 UTC  

>Raven Guard are just Emo
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2019-01-15 02:06:45 UTC  

Less so than the blood angels

2019-01-15 02:06:50 UTC  

But still girly fags

2019-01-15 02:07:10 UTC  

Iron hands or Imperial Fists my man

2019-01-15 02:08:48 UTC  

The Iron hands are frankly the most emo of the First founding

2019-01-15 02:09:17 UTC  

What

2019-01-15 02:10:28 UTC  

"The Flesh is Weak"

2019-01-15 02:12:16 UTC  

They did not take the beheading of their primarch well

2019-01-15 02:12:46 UTC  

especially since right after it happened their legion got shattered

2019-01-15 02:41:14 UTC  

I mean

2019-01-15 02:42:16 UTC  

The blood angels literally have “Muh flashbacks” to it

2019-01-15 02:42:26 UTC  

They’re first founding

2019-01-15 02:42:40 UTC  

The raven guard are all dark and brooding etc

2019-01-15 02:43:54 UTC  

Iron hands self mutilate and even replace perfectly working parts of their bodies with machines because of how much they hate their own flesh.

2019-01-15 03:02:16 UTC  

Plenty of the chapters self mutilate

2019-01-15 03:02:32 UTC  

Ritual scarring etc

2019-01-15 03:48:31 UTC  

Iron hands cry all day because they’re living a lie

2019-01-15 03:54:33 UTC  

The Iron Hands
Have iron hands
To honour their primarch, Ferrus Manus
Because Ferrus Manus had iron hands
Ferrus Manus means "Iron Hands"
So at the end of the day

2019-01-15 03:55:53 UTC  

THE NOBLE IRON HANDS REPLACE THEIR HANDS WITH IRON HANDS TO REMEMBER THEIR PRIMARCH IRON HANDS WHO HAD IRON HANDS

2019-01-15 03:55:59 UTC  

Gotta hand it to them, they got the name scheme down

2019-01-15 16:02:27 UTC  

Iron Hands are edgier AdMech Spacey Bois.

2019-01-15 16:03:15 UTC  

Like lets be real here, an Iron Hands Techmarine is just a Techpriest in power armor at a certain point.

2019-01-15 17:20:33 UTC  

Iron Fathers

2019-01-15 17:20:48 UTC  

To use the chapter’s term

2019-01-15 17:54:43 UTC  

Yeah

2019-01-15 17:54:46 UTC  

Them dudes

2019-01-16 20:24:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483396432468901918/535192537288146954/1547658205745.png

2019-01-16 20:27:01 UTC  

Iron hands circa 40k

2019-01-16 20:57:36 UTC  

This Weeb Juice is only 15% ABV

2019-01-17 08:07:53 UTC  

Iron Hands are textbook grimderp

2019-01-17 08:08:34 UTC  

Ferrus didn't think the human form was weak

2019-01-17 08:10:14 UTC  

He was constantly trying to find a "cure" for his metal arms

2019-01-17 08:11:05 UTC  

And he thought crude bionics were even worse; at least his arms mimicked the human form

2019-01-17 17:19:58 UTC  

How do you fuckers keep your painting motivation?

2019-01-17 17:23:18 UTC  

I don't

2019-01-17 17:23:19 UTC  

xd

2019-01-17 17:23:39 UTC  

I have an ever amassing list of stuff to paint

2019-01-17 17:24:57 UTC  

Manticore, 32 kriegers, 20 skeletons, 40 zombies, a corpse cart, a necromancer, 20 assault marines, 10 devastators, a hellhammer, a carnodon and a felblade

2019-01-17 17:25:32 UTC  

bleh i get even less enthused to paint it each day

2019-01-17 17:25:50 UTC  

tho I have two weeks off starting next week so I should probably find some motivation

2019-01-17 17:28:31 UTC  

Paint in small batches, so I can come out of most sessions feeling like I've acomplished something. Tried painting 'batches' of goblins. Lost all interest by the second sit down.

Also, most LGS have a saturday morning paint group. Having people to joke with helps a LOT.