You can't reach

He can you reach your duck

Quack quack

I know of several people who are capable of that.

Like me uwu

Sadmin I'm going to throw the froot at you like a lawn dart

With your weak little noodle arms?

I doubt that.

Bet nigga

Noodle arms that do super high speed Kung fu

Its jew jistu

Have you seen that russian extreme-insertion performer?

Yes...

There's your elastic body

What the fuck

***THE RUSSIAN WHAT***

Russian Pete

Lool up "Hot Kinky Jo"

It's a good watch

Oh yeah I've seen her

Where she shits out like ten pounds of gummy worms

The elbow deep frosting video where the other girl makes her stomach bulge out is great

But she does an XL chance too

*Oh god that was her*

WHERE DOES THE ARM GO

A vagoo is only supposed to be like 7 inches deep tops

Its not her vag

Its her ass

wat

***how***

*strech*

Jesus fucking lord

I still want to see it done with an rpg

I've seen but plugs large enough

And gape porn where they do it

She did one where she basically filled up her colon with those little 3in basketballs and then shit them all out

She does this shit, and then there's stories about gay guys losing dildos in their colon

Must have some insane control or something

Amateurs.

Honestly at that point you’re literally afflicting self harm for a stupid fixation

We thank her for doing it so we dont have to